10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Poker is for loners.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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