10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)