10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• im going to 2 out you to death