10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier