10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.