10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker is for loners.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- im going to 2 out you to death
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT