10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.