10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.