10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen