10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.