10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz