10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- It's Free To Fold...
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
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