10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"