10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."