10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.