10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.