10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen