10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'