10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is for loners.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.