10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.