10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson