10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"