10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is