10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.