10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Fold and live to fold again
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.