10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob