10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it