10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine