10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe