10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels