10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"