10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Never educate a stupid poker player.