10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...