10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event