10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-