10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "No river, no fish."
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.