10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.