10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson