10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.