10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.