10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)