10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Fook the floosh droo!