10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.