10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is for loners.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.