10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --