10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.