10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977