10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.