10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Welcome to kicker school
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm