10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.